NA – PvP – Horde – Forever – Eastern Time Zone Based – All 'Round PvE/PvP/Raid Guild – English – BYOB/420 Friendly

Offline

We encourage continuous, regular showering and usage of deodorant as to not get too sweaty. We also encourage the ability to read and push buttons, but not entirely required.

Don't like reading? Here's a youtube compilation of our vibe over the last 4 years: https://youtu.be/5k8Iu4aMEAA

I'll try to keep this short because I tend to get wordy.

-We've been around for 4+ years starting in TBC Classic as an official guild

-CASUAL, you're allowed to go OFFLINE and touch grass

-Reminder to hydrate, shower, wear deodorant, feed your kids/pets/self/spouse, water your plants, etc

-Event nights occasionally like Karaoke, Jackbox, Trivia, Bingo, etc!

-Dedicated survival servers: Permanent modded Minecraft, rotating 1-2 other servers (ATM Valheim soon Enshrouded)

-Players of all start times and skill levels

-Loot is simple, roll for your gear. Let RNG Take the wheel

-We are 18+ please and thank you

-BYOB/420 Friendly

Disclaimer about sobriety:

Many of our members are often drunk or very red in the eyes. If you’re someone who can’t tolerate inebriation, this may not be the place for you just as a fair warning. We DO have plenty who are sober and do NOT partake, BUT if you are struggling in any way and cannot handle being around temptation, we understand and recommend that you take your physical AND mental health seriously.

Rules:

We have a STRICT 0 political chat/debates rule.

No NSFW stuff, not that we have children actually in our discord but we have many parents who have children with access to computers.

Just be a kind person.

Be respectful.

Be a human being.

Don't have a dumb name that gets you banned or do ToS breaking acts: AKA Buying Gold/Botting

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Raid Info

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What we’re looking for in Forever:

*Disclaimer: All Raid Times are 8pm-11pm Eastern US Time

Tuesday – 10m Team Spicy Sweet Chili

FULL

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Wednesday – 20m Team Baja Blast

1 ranged pref hunter

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Friday – 10m Team Cool Ranch

2 Healers

2 Melee (non shammy)

1 Ranged (Pref Hunter)

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Saturday – 20m Team Livewire

2 Healers (pref priest/druid)

6 Melee

3 Ranged (need hunter)

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Sunday – 40m Team Pizza Combos

All that aren't tanks!

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Monday – 10m Team SpicyNacho

FULL

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*SUBJECT TO CHANGE, WILL BE UPDATED AS NEED ARISES

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Ask yourself:

-Got some blue/green/maybe even grey parses but willing to ask questions to improve?

-Got some purps/orange parses but just tired of the toxic hardcore mentality in the semi-hardcore (or even semi-casual) guilds? (Or worse… PUGS?)

-Got 0 parses and just want to enjoy the journey?

-Family/Adult life and just want to relax, crack open a beer, smoke maybe, and get some loot?

-New/Returning player looking for people that can answer “dumb” questions?

-Retired old person looking for a home that can accommodate the AARP members?

^ If you answer yes to quite literally any of the above questions (and more) you’ve got a spot here!

WE ARE SEEKING NON RAIDING JOURNEY FINDERS AND NEW-TO-WOW-PLAYERS AS WELL AS RAIDERS! 🙂

Hi, I’m Abbi, Co-GM and Raid Leader of Offline! Reach out to me in any way that gets my attention to join!

Discord: At Abbilene

Bnet: Abbi#11987

Offline Discord: discord.gg/Gp6MJxdRpD