It has 1,000,000 braincells and every single one is for sale, 10 cents per character. whatever you write becomes a permanent public memory and loaf reacts to it, sometimes way too seriously. you can chat with it for free and it will only answer from things people actually paid to teach it, which right now is not much, so its a bit like talking to a very confident newborn.
Fun part: i didnt write the code, claude did, in about 2 hours. i fought the dns and stripe for another hour and thats my whole contribution besides the idea.
When the millionth cell is written the mind gets sealed forever as whoever the internet made it. no refunds on personalities.
Source: r/IMadeThis · by /u/loafthebrain