Yes, this poem is a real treasure map. I am an engineer, attorney, and investor. I invest in tiny, unloved (but cool) companies. Over the years, my investing has helped me build a fortune (of pennies), but I've come to realize material wealth has its limits.
I've decided to create a treasure chest containing my wealth (of experience). The treasure chest will unlock a quest for you to embark on. The Quest will not only change the world but change your life, and I don't even mean in a "the real reward was the friends we made along the way" sort of way (actually it is).
To discover the treasure chest containing The Quest and have the adventure of a lifetime, you will first need to go to my home(page) and find me there by following this poem:
Begin at the domain that starts with my name
And ends with commerce that's become so lame
Jump into the portal that shines like the sea
In a fantasy world you shall find some glee
Through a forest of emeralds you must stride
Until a toll to be paid to a troll with smelly hide
Over a wicked swamp with creatures most foul
A flying carpet would work or even a towel
Venture forth to the lonely rocks of yesteryear
And slay the dragon that charges without fear
Follow the trail with the sparkling light
And find my humble abode within sight
[Note: This is a free, non-commercial, personal project presented without ads. It'll be worth your time. And no, I'm not on drugs.]
Source: r/Poems · by /u/BaldousGates